Images from The Works of Mark Twain

Here’s a brief excerpt, though there’s quite a few goodies to be read:

A little pride always goes along with a teaspoonful of brains
Ain’t any real difference between triplets and an insurrection
Chastity, you can carry it too far
Classic: everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read
Don’t know anything and can’t do anything
Dwell on the particulars with senile rapture
Future great historian is lying–and doubtless will continue to
Head is full of history, and some of it is true, too
Humor enlivens and enlightens his morality
I shall never be as dead again as I was then
If can’t make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road: don’t go

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